Girls Gone Wild Founder Joe Francis Says The Jury That Convicted Him Is Retarded And They Should All Be Shot By A Firing Squad

LOS ANGELES (AP) — “Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis was found guilty Monday of misdemeanor counts of assault and false imprisonment stemming from a dispute with three women after a night out at a Hollywood club in 2011. Los Angeles City Attorney Carmen Trutanich said in a statement that after a two-week trial, a jury convicted the 40-year-old Francis of three counts of false imprisonment, one count of assault causing great bodily injury and one count of dissuading a witness. He faces a maximum of five years in prison. A hearing to schedule his sentencing was set for Wednesday. Francis met the three women as they celebrated a college graduation at a the Supper Club in Hollywood on Jan. 29, 2011, took one of them by the hand as he left and took her to his limo, and the other two followed thinking Francis was giving them a ride to their car, prosecutors said. Prosecutors said Francis took the women to his home and a dispute broke out when he tried to separate one from the other two, with Francis grabbing one of the women by the hair and throat and slammed her head into the floor. After an investigation, the district attorney declined to file felony charges in the case and referred it to the city attorney, who filed the misdemeanor charges.

I’m not gonna sit here and tell you that Joe Francis didn’t kidnap those chicks. I’m not gonna sit here and tell you that he doesn’t sound like a complete dickhead saying his jury was retarded and should be put to death by firing squad.

But what I’m gonna say is that Joe Francis brought us Girls Gone Wild. And to me, thats enough. I just don’t care that he kidnapped those girls. I’m just gonna blindly agree with him that his jury should get the death penalty. Because he essentially invented amateur porn. And for that, I am forever indebted. I will be forever loyal to Joe Francis. Its like Chappelle at the Michael Jackson trial. “He made Thriller man…Thriller.” Joe Francis made GGW, man. GGW.